Boatload Chronicles

Last night I dished out some ice cream for our brownie a la modes and I wanted to lick the ice cream spoon afterwards. I put my whole mouth over the spoon and my lip stuck to it! I ripped it off and then put my lips back on the spoon and they got stuck again! So I ripped my lip off again and noticed that some skin stayed behind on the spoon. I was tasting blood for a while after that. I can't believe I put my lips on the spoon a second time after they got stuck the first time. I am such an idiot sometimes. My mom allways called me her dumb blonde child. The funny thing is that I am the only child who was NEVER blonde. Anyway, I had to laugh at myself for being so stupid. My dad did, too. When I asked why in the world I do such stupid things all the time Dad said, "Maybe so we'll all have something to laugh about."

posted by Rashell at 8:11 AM